One whole month!!

I can't believe it's been a month since I last sat down to write! A month of changes!

I'll start with the most important one-- I learned that petting Ben the Kitty and smacking Ben the Kitty is not the same thing. He appreciates it. I've gotten very good at giving him love.

Mommy was impressed when I told her I pooed. Freak. Who gets excited over that? I just wanted a fresh diaper. But whatever, I got a high five out of it. Score!

And... CHRISTMAS!!! Oh. My. Word. Have you experienced anything this awesome ever? Ever?? There's a giant tree in the living room. Whaaaaat? And all kinds of toys underneath it! Or there were. Mommy went to the bathroom and while she was there... I made my move. I found that their wrappings were flimsy and easily torn open. And inside? Oh, such wonderful toys. They made the best noises! One was a fire engine! A fire engine!! With fire engine noises!! Mommy was not too happy when she came out but she let me keep the paper and bows. She put my toys in Dada's office. Every once and I while I can slip in there and honk the fire engine's horn, but it's not as often as I'd like.

As for Mama and Dada, well, they're doing okay. I got Dada an ipod! I got to pick the color and everything. I unwrapped it for him (again, displeasing Mama). She let him keep it. What. The. Heck. Why didn't his have to go hide in the office with mine?? Sometimes, I just do not understand that woman. Mama is getting a big belly. She tells me that's where the baby is. Sometimes, I think she's losing it. I worry about her.

And now, I bid you adieu. It's bed time!